Noah's Mission

MAN IN UNKNOWN AREA?!? WHAT WILL HE DO?!? No place to run. No place to hide. Stuck in the jungle. What will I do? Yeah to be honest I barely even understand anything that is happening here, so I am still trying to figure that part out. Hello my people. How is it going? So, I made it safely to Paraguay. My day only started at 3:45 A.M and ended at 2:00 A.M. Not to mention 10 hours of flying. However, we made it safely here. Sooooo, about Paraguay. It is crazy. I don't know where to begin. I am in Capiata. Funny enough it is one of the poorer areas and more Guandi speaking sides of Paraguay. Lucky me I speak zero Guandi and barely any Spanish. Oh, if you guys could see my face when they just start spitting Spanish and Guandi at me. I can only catch a few words in every sentence and just have to guess what we are talking about. My brain is done by the end of the day. There are so many dogs and cats that just roam around. I always want to pet them, but I h...

PARAGUAY VS NOAH!?! HYPE VIDEO!! Paraguay isn't ready for the beast that is about to enter there country. A bare minimum of 1,000 baptism, 100 lessons each day, 500 handshakes each day and 0 rejections. Number one recruit. Hola my fellow soliders. You guys like that Spanish there. If you couldn't tell, I'm basically fulent now. I have 3 days left here in Mexico. Let me tell you, it has been a journey. But, now it is time to embark on the next journey... the jungle. I have been told that the way they speak Spanish in Paraguay, is completely different than traditional Spanish. I'm super excited... This week has gone by super fast and I am ready to get out of here and start. Here are just a couple things from the week: Spanish has slowly but surely been improving. It is a process, but when I am completely immerse in the cultural I bet I will start picking it up faster. At the tienda, they have something called mantecadas. It is this super soft vanilla bread. It is so good....

NO BAPTISMS!?! NO ENGLISH!?! CLICK TO FIND OUT WHAT WE DID! ... Nothing... we did nothing. Just cried. Hello my fellow soldiers, how is everyone doing? Don´t worry, you guys do not have to say it. I miss you guys too. So this is crazy, I have been a missionary for over a month now. Feels like yesterday that I was driving to Dylan's apartment almost every single day.  I have also realized that you start to miss the littlest things. For the oddest reason, I miss driving so bad. Whenever I see people driving in cars or golf carts, I cry a little inside. It is okay. I will see the Jeep soon (not really). To be honest with you guys, this week has been pretty boring and with little drama or interesting things. I will try to recall any funny moments of myself throughout this week. I finally got my plane information for when I fly out to Paraguay. I am actually leaving a day early and now leave the 19th of September. That day is going to be a very long day. I leave...

IM LATINO!?! INSANE REACTION!! You guys miss me yet? Oh trust me I know you guys do. Almost a month of being a missionary now. It is crazy how fast time has gone by. The whole process of getting to Mexico City was very smooth. Besides trying to get from the Mexico City airport to the MTC training center. We had to wait 3 hours to get picked up from the airport. I wanted to cry. But holy cow, Mexico is so awesome. The MTC Training Center here is so beautiful. The weather is amazing here. Constantly 80 degrees and sunny. The mornings are my favorite. Walking out of our casa and looking at the city is so cool.  There has been so much that has happened that I'm going to try and hit everything.  Here in your district you have a district leader. I totally thought I was going to get it. I had the longest interview out of everyone talking about all these amazing things that have happened in our lives. To say the least, I didn't get it. Which I was happy about because I did not want to...